Ms. Mc Cormick- Puns to You!


You always knew Sue wanted to be a teacher, on her bookshelf at home there are ten math books, five geography books, and the rest is history.

She was never short-sighted about her ambitions, if fact she wears glasses during math because it improves divison. And although she was cross-eyed, she still could control her pupils.

Once a rubber band pistol was confiscated from her algebra class because it was feared to be a weapon of math disruption .

Sue is a popular teacher, whenever she asks questions her students are all up in arms. Even when the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted.

Science held a special interest for Sue as studying fungus is a way to mold young minds. But as a social studies teacher, she says her globe means the world to her.

Sue we all know how much you love all your wonderful adventures, just remember one thing:

Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended.

Happy 50th!

Your Wyoming Pun Pal